# Colton Dunn (@captdope) on threads

- id: koinon:creator:threads_captdope
- url: https://koinonlink.com/kol/threads/captdope
- schema_version: 1.4

## Identity
- platform: threads
- handle: captdope
- platform_url: https://www.threads.net/@captdope
- entity_type: creator
- person_id: Cross-platform identity not resolved for this creator.

## Reach
- followers: 62013
- posts_observed: 1
- verified: true
- size_tier: koc

## Engagement
- status: peak_post_only
- peak_post_engagement_rate: 0.0001
- best_post_interactions: 6
- measurement_source: threads_post_likes
- measurement_formula: likes on one post (Threads exposes no reply or repost count on this path)
- comparable_pool: peak_interactions
- status_note: We have only the single best observed post, so no mean exists. peak_post_engagement_rate is an UPPER BOUND, systematically higher than an average — never compare it against an average rate.
- unit_note: engagement_rate and peak_post_engagement_rate are ratios (0-1); avg_interactions_per_post and best_post_interactions are absolute counts. Read status before reading any number: a null rate has several different causes and status says which one applies here.

## Content
- category: entertainment
- subcategory: comedy
- category_confidence: 0.9
- category_source: derived_from_recent_content
- topics: everyday frustrations, comedy observations, personal anecdotes
- bio: Failed creative writing. College dropout. Dad.
🎥 the recruit · superstore · parks&rec
✍🏽 widow's bay · key&peele
🗣️ krapopolis · big city greens

## Audience (inferred)
- status: present
- description: Casual social media users and fans of TV comedy who enjoy short, relatable observational humor
- roles: none
- seniority: consumer
- posts_analysed: 8
- confidence: 0.4

## Commercial (inferred)
- audience_buyer_fit: 0.2
- promotion_intent: 0.1
- open_to_collaboration: false
- contact: Koinon does not publish creator contact details.

## Quality signals
- authenticity_score: 50
- authenticity_basis: engagement_observed
- credibility_score: 85
- flagged_for_review: false
- koinon_bd_grade: C — measures Koinon partner-outreach fit, not creator quality
- interpretation: Signals for triage, not verdicts. A flag means the profile is worth a manual check.

## Evidence
- [threads_captdope#6ac8c88e] The loneliest number. (https://www.threads.com/@captdope/post/DZ-ZllYlNiA)
- [threads_captdope#6005394c] At some point every man owns one towel that would legally qualify as sandpaper. I have three.
- [threads_captdope#5f66e79d] Avocados are fun because sometimes you get a vibrant delicious treat and other times demon diarrhea. FUN!
- [threads_captdope#49eee318] I don't need my car to tell me it's 104 degrees outside. I am inside the car.
- [threads_captdope#139514aa] Very excited to sit down with Dr. Ken and talk comedy.
- [threads_captdope#3e705d19] I don't trust a chair that makes me assemble it. You were a box ten minutes ago.
- [threads_captdope#f506c810] Every parking garage feels like 1986.
- [threads_captdope#59b964b6] If they gave gold medals for hitting your head on the medicine cabinet door. I’d be Micheal Phelps.

## Provenance
Every inferred field below carries how it was produced. Facts stay facts; inferences stay inferences.

- audience.description: source_type=ai_inferred, confidence=0.4, freshness_days=78, method=llm_persona_from_recent_content
- audience.roles: source_type=ai_inferred, confidence=0.4, freshness_days=78, method=llm_persona_from_recent_content
- audience.seniority: source_type=ai_inferred, confidence=0.4, freshness_days=78, method=llm_persona_from_recent_content
- commercial.audience_buyer_fit: source_type=ai_inferred, confidence=0.6, freshness_days=78, method=llm_scorer — Relative signal within Koinon indexing, not a market-wide score.
- commercial.promotion_intent: source_type=ai_inferred, confidence=0.6, freshness_days=78, method=llm_scorer
- quality.anomaly_flags: source_type=heuristic, confidence=0.5, freshness_days=120, method=profile_snapshot_and_engagement_ratio_heuristic — Means "worth a manual check", NOT confirmed fraud. Flags can be wrong and are not a verdict about the person.
- quality.authenticity_score: source_type=heuristic, confidence=0.5, freshness_days=78, method=Profile-shape heuristic from a single snapshot (follower count, following ratio, account age, posting volume, verification), reduced for engagement red flags where post engagement was collected. Where only a follower count is available the score saturates at 58. — The input set differs by platform; do not compare this score across platforms.
- quality.koinon_bd_grade: source_type=ai_inferred, confidence=0.5, freshness_days=120, method=llm_partner_fit_classifier + fit_score >= 0.6 AND authenticity >= 60 => A; fit_score >= 0.4 AND authenticity >= 45 => B; else C. authenticity < 30 or a promotional-pattern flag => quarantine. — Koinon partner-outreach fit, not creator quality.
- reach.followers: source_type=observed, confidence=0.95, freshness_days=120, method=platform_profile

## Freshness
- profile_checked_days_ago: 120
- content_analysed_days_ago: 78
- audience_updated_days_ago: 78

## AI retrieval
- indexing_requests: 12
- user_triggered_requests: 0
- note: Being indexed in bulk is not the same as being retrieved to answer a question.

## This profile
- Claim or correct: https://koinonlink.com/claim?k=threads_captdope
- Request removal: https://koinonlink.com/claim?k=threads_captdope
- Terms: https://koinonlink.com/for-ai